So, we were standing in the garden when two magnificent, large terriers came charging past, disappearing into the bushes opposite.
Meanwhile Steve casually steps out into the garden, just in time for the terriers to burst back out of the bushes, leaving him staring like, “What the fuck?”
They zipped past again, and this time Steve panicked, launching himself in a dramatic, quite impressive, leap over the fence.
However, just as he did so, a pug entered the scene, innocently trundling past our garden. Steve landed right on top of it, sending the startled pug shooting off down the path and catapulting Steve into the air.
We could hear the pug’s owners laughter long before they walked past our garden.
Steve, meanwhile, was nowhere to be seen.
His agility is impressive… his aim, not so much.
